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Well this is it for me, I’ve filled my full allocation of 8 and recced all the porn. If anyone knows of a cure for porn-brain, please PM me. ;)
Title: British Summer Time
Author: nonelvis
Characters/pairings: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: Adult
Warnings: None
Summary: The end of British Summer Time is a very different experience for Time Lords.
Reason for recommendation: A lot has been written about what it means to the Doctor for River to be part Time Lord after being the last for so long, to finally have someone who understands the— Blah, blah, blah. Or maybe it’s that he gets to indulge his pervy Time Lord kinks again. The reference to the Greenwich observatory half way through had me fighting to hold on to my mouthful of tea. Just wonderful stuff.
originally posted at http://three-settings.livejournal.com/68923.html
Title: Orgasmatron
Author: stick_poker
Characters/pairings: Eleventh Doctor, Amy Pond
Rating: Adult
Warnings: noncon
Summary: On a stuffy planet where people think pleasure is bad for you, who can beat the Orgasmatron?
Reason for recommendation: This was written for a very, very detailed kink meme prompt, and even though it follows the prompt relatively closely, the author has managed to add layers of depth through their personal style, and delivers it through Amy’s reflection as she masturbates. There’s a subtlety here and an underpinning of darkness that stays with you long after reading. It paints the Doctor’s sexuality as powerful and frightening, whilst still maintaining his character, which in and of itself is a feat worth reading this for. But beyond that, the stick_poker’s style is such a treat, and it will make you think as well as hot.
originally posted at http://three-settings.livejournal.com/68446.html
Title: Untitled
Author: Anonymous (if posted non-anon somewhere, please let me know)
Characters/pairings: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: Porn
Warnings: none
Summary: River forgets to wipe off the hallucinogenic lipstick before giving the Doctor a blowjob.
Reason for recommendation: The Doctor out of his gourd on hallucinogens having his cock sucked? What’s not to like?
originally posted at http://three-settings.livejournal.com/68132.html
Title: Summoning Trouble (Extended Edition)
Author: were_lemur
Characters/pairings: Third Doctor/Delgado Master
Rating: Adult
Warnings: none
Summary: The Master needs the Doctor’s help with a delicate situation.
Reason for recommendation: A little slash for your Sunday! This grew out of one of were_lemur’s many wonderful drabbles. For the most part, the Doctor/Master pairing sees the Master being a bit (or a lot) of an asshole, but here the Master needs the Doctor’s help, making him the vulnerable party. There’s something very tender about it you rarely see with these two. Slightly heart-breaking, and very sexy.
originally posted at http://three-settings.livejournal.com/67886.html
Title: Living Legend
Author: musedepandora
Characters/pairings: Eleventh Doctor / River Song
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: None
Summary: Really, he should have expected this. Not the sex - Well, yes, that too- but the fact that the Shah of the Seven Sands was River Song.
Reason for recommendation:
How can I boil this down to a paragraph? Firstly, it’s hilarious, written from the Doctor’s POV and his internal dialogue is absolutely fantastic. The characterisation is real nail-on-the-head stuff. It has the merest hint of angst to cause, you know, the feelings, but not get you down. It also explores the duality of trust expressed through the blow-job (yes, I actually typed that).
Oh, and lots and lots of hot sex and one amazingly arousing key.
Excerpt:
“His fingers trace the line of where her thigh meets pelvis and is shocked -perhaps for the first time this evening- by the fact that River Song apparently does wear knickers. Several of his favourite fantasies are simultaneously and brutally murdered. Not that he’d ever admit to those fantasies. After all, he is the Doctor and has an image to maintain. Still. Knickers! At a time like this.”
Title: Sweet as Candy
Author: nonelvis
Characters/pairings: Jackie Tyler/Howard the Grocer
Rating: Adult
Warnings: None
Summary: Howard the Grocer/ Jackie Tyler … and a satsuma
Reason for recommendation:
When I first read this, it caught my eye because, let’s face it, who hasn’t entertained impure thoughts about Howard and his dressing-gown apple? What’s that you say? Just me? Well, no actually, at least two others, one being a kink-meme prompter and the other being our very own glorious mod. Ha!
Oh and Jackie’s voice; you can really hear her. It’s brilliant.
A warning though — you may end up blushing whilst eating the satsuma you brought to work for your lunch, like me.
originally posted at http://three-settings.livejournal.com/67369.html
Hello! I’m easytheretyger (or TygerTyger on Teaspoon and AO3) and I’ll be your resident reccer this fortnight. Lots of lovely smut lined up for you wonderful people.
Title: The Boy who Watches
Author: anonymous (if this is posted non-anon anywhere someone let me know!)
Characters/pairings: Eleventh Doctor/Amy Pond/Rory Williams
Rating: Porn
Warnings: None
Summary: Rory likes to watch, and not from across the room.
Reason for recommendation: This was the first story that came to mind when I signed up to rec. I didn’t think I’d enjoy something from a perspective so ‘gynaecologically close’ (as the author puts it), but heck, I’ll try anything once. How wonderful to be pleasantly surprised, so very pleasantly surprised at that. It’s beautifully written and incredibly, almost painfully, hot. If you don’t think this is your thing, I urge you to give it a go.
Title: Baby Got an Atom Bomb
Author: Culumacilinte
Characters/pairings: The Master (Simm)/Lucy Saxon
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: none
Summary: ‘I took Lucy to Utopia. A Time Lord and his human companion. I took her to see the stars.’
Reason for recommendation: You don’t get to see the Master in a lot of het fic, and when you do, it’s probably with Lucy. But that’s okay, because there’s something dark and compelling about this story. The end of the universe is twisted and hopeless and lost and bad, a bit like Lucy and the Master themselves.
Excerpt:
He gives her no time to answer, though, continuing in a low, lazily fierce murmur. ‘The end of everything. This moment, as we stand here and watch, this is the moment the entirety of creation is building towards. This is the point.’
A low shudder travels down her spine, and Harry laughs, slipping a hand around to spread his fingers across her stomach, holding her against him easily. It gives the illusion that he’s the one holding her safe inside, that it’s nothing to do with the TARDIS at all, and Lucy lets herself lean into his hand, feeling the tensing of muscles up through his arm and shoulder.
She can feel his smile against the back of her neck, sharp and wolfish, and the hand on her stomach slides down into the waistband of her skirt, snapping the elastic of her knickers slightly. He finds her wet for him, and he laughs. The sound is somehow at once mocking and adoring.
‘My twisted little Lucy; you would get off on this, wouldn’t you?’
originally posted at http://three-settings.livejournal.com/66586.html
Title: Fantastic
Author: sahiya
Characters/pairings: Ninth Doctor/Inara Serra (Firefly)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: none
Summary: The TARDIS thinks the Doctor needs a companion. (Set pre-series for both canons.)
Reason for recommendation: I doubt there’s anyone out there who hasn’t wished for DW/Firefly crossover fic at some point, me included. But this one caught me out with its brilliant premise - in the aftermath of two different wars, the Doctor and a Companion happen to cross paths. It’s a little bit sad but very charming. And as far as a little backstory for both Nine and Inara, well, I dare you to find better.
Excerpt:
”[…] You’re not supposed to be here.”
“Tell me about it,” he muttered with a glance at the blue box. Now, closer up, she could see that everything about him was sharp: his nose, the bones of his face, even the shape of his skull, somehow. His ears were enormous. There was something undeniably handsome about him, as well, but also something … uncomfortable. She was glad she couldn’t see his eyes. “But could you tell me where here is?”
Inara frowned. Everyone knew the Academy, even if very few had ever glimpsed inside of it. It was one of the most famous buildings on Sihnon. Well, it was very dark in the courtyard, especially without her lantern. “The Alliance Academy of the United Guild of Companions at Sihnon.”
“Sihnon,” he said, staring at her intently. “Companions.” He laughed, briefly and without humor, and turned his back on her to stride back to the blue box. “You’re not still recovering,” he said to it, wagging his finger, “you just had an idea. Companions. Subtle as a brick.”
originally posted at http://three-settings.livejournal.com/66328.html
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